Tampered Tymanums...

Why I'm a-sexual,won't get married/tympanum tampering
by wgoconnel
04/15/2008, 3:33 AM

I'm sorry, I don't breed in captivity, and actually have no want to.
I consider the human sexual act similar to a man taking a piss on a woman who feels slight birth pangs from the size of the man's penis. There's nothing about this act I can't live without. Also, there's nothing about having my tymanums tampered with by radio waves or low frequency noises, or even radio waves which imitate low frequency noises, which I really care for very much. The whole thing is rather shocking for me, and Slate, you nigs, just rubbed it in.
I'm sure one of your little niggers will try to poison me next. Yay! Not that you haven't already.
Other things I can live without
1) following me around using cell phone GPS
2) power outlet espionage
3) black people portraying me on television
4) tapping any phone I use
5)pretending like you're doing me some kind of favor by doing this when teh people around me drop like flies or are either so brainwashed they should be considered insane.
6) acting like I'm going to get married and have children. Slate, when I do decide to reproduce or get married - you people will be the last to know. And if you're not the last to know, I'm not going to get married or reproduce except with a backalley hooker somewhere.
7) Stop running your obvious con-jobs on me.
8) Stop erasing my posts
9) the thing with the tympaums is a rediculous thing to do.