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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Latest from our Correspondent in Beijing

France Says "We will Smash the USA Swim relay team!
by Joycean
08/13/2008, 5:39 PM #

and poe France swim team ate clorine in the wake of an all record breaking team relay win for the USA team.

France can now stick to its NATO/UN Black & White Theology mergers while paid in Euros and accepting outsourcing of protecting our air borders from being smashed!


I am sure after they sowed with the Germans in surrender that they will do a smashing job of Disney land for kids of Black Arm Band advisory Fist bumping job on US Air security given their failure in seal ops err Olympics 2nd rate team work.

Meanwhile the under aged 13-15 year old Chinese female gymnastics team got a smashing point favoritism to win gold!


And the In laws and daughter of the US head coach of the men's volleyball team about to play Venesuela in the eliminations managed to win in a 5 set playoff in their head coach's absence to be with his borther and sister in law slashed with a boxcutting suicide cutter while his former Olympian daughter watched in horror as her father-in law was slay and her mother-inlaw was critically slashed.

Seems the Box cutter then committed suidied by jumping off a two story building-- And HU promised President Bush that he would be kept informed if the slasher was found in virgin heaven or a moslem encampment in S.A.!


hmm


Go USA!

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