sorry, the moon landing was just another hoax
by Days
02/02/2009, 12:46 PM #
Oh, I know, the government is Jesus, it is impossible for them to Lie. We have been raised in purity, our schools are beacons of light, the halls of justice are lined with judges of divine purpose, integrity and purpose drives our Congressmen, and the military has never hurt a living thing that wasn't absolutely necessary. We never performed a black op, we never did anything unpure, the justice of it all! God save our darling generals and every genius think tank devotee sweating his cerebral chemicals to give us a better life. All hail progress, the god of kindness ... delivering us from hardship and toil. The washing machine was the gift of angels, the chemicals were all the gift of Life. We the blessed chromosones of ancient eels, can squirm forward, confident in the knowledge that all things squeeze out a better way forward, nothing tricky going on down here, no one ever has pulled the wool over your eyes.
The Van Allen radiation belts begin 1000 miles out from mother earth. Our latest Discovery flew a daring 350 miles out and the astronauts were stunned at what they ran into one third the way there; the radiation penetrated their craft, their suits, they even could see it traveling across the inside of their closed eyelids. The experience made them comment that the radiation belts are a good deal more dangerous than we here-to-fore realized.
That's because this is the closest the USA has ever flown a human being to them.
The moon's orbit is a quarter million miles out.
I get a big kick out of watching the self-enamored geniuses of BOTF post ignorant rants at me about how foolish I am... falling for simple Lies and pranks. Of course, they are so much more intelligent than I am, that's why they would never fall for simple deception. And they understand science so much better, so they know that the Apollo missions were well protected from the Van Alllen radiation belts, what with the space capsule being fully insulated with lead and all that extra thrust available to overcome the weight... it wasn't science fiction; just science... c'mon and tell me again how stupid I am ...and how you know the obvious truth of what really happened 40 years ago. We can't even get a human through them today, but 40 years ago... well, what? We were more advanced then?
The Apollo missions had color cameras onboard and were broadcast LIVE in color - in low earth orbit, meanwhile all the moon scenes from all the missions were in black and white. Full size sets were built in the desert, there was a two square mile life size set of the landing site, everything necessary to film the moon landings; exactly the same scenery that is in the moon landings, but they forgot to fake the burn crater that would be caused by the thrusters at landing; they just placed the lunar module on the landscape; not a speck of "moon" dust was moved by the craft landing there. OOOPS. Well, if you fucked up the first time, you have to do it again for every mission to back up the Lie that somehow the lack of atmosphere causes the moon dust to not be touched from the rocket thrusters blasting into it... the moon dust was only immune to the rocket thrusters, but it would form perfect footprints underneath the one sixth weight of a human space boot. Amazing qualities that simple dust has on the moon.
And then the sun was a series of spotlights. shadows from every angle. No stars on the moon; not only is every single film clip and still shot utterly devoid of a single star (including our sun) but when Shepard and Armstrong returned and gave their first press conference, they couldn't recall seeing any stars; there just are not any stars up there, the stars are all down here, you even lose the sun; all the moon has is spotlights and a dark sky.
high brow reply prediction: "he can't even spell chromosomes, so let us just ignore everything and return to the serenity of our superior understanding".
low brow reply prediction: "how do you know there are no stars on the moon? Have you gone there? No you haven't, so you don't know, do you?"
by Days
02/02/2009, 12:46 PM #
Oh, I know, the government is Jesus, it is impossible for them to Lie. We have been raised in purity, our schools are beacons of light, the halls of justice are lined with judges of divine purpose, integrity and purpose drives our Congressmen, and the military has never hurt a living thing that wasn't absolutely necessary. We never performed a black op, we never did anything unpure, the justice of it all! God save our darling generals and every genius think tank devotee sweating his cerebral chemicals to give us a better life. All hail progress, the god of kindness ... delivering us from hardship and toil. The washing machine was the gift of angels, the chemicals were all the gift of Life. We the blessed chromosones of ancient eels, can squirm forward, confident in the knowledge that all things squeeze out a better way forward, nothing tricky going on down here, no one ever has pulled the wool over your eyes.
The Van Allen radiation belts begin 1000 miles out from mother earth. Our latest Discovery flew a daring 350 miles out and the astronauts were stunned at what they ran into one third the way there; the radiation penetrated their craft, their suits, they even could see it traveling across the inside of their closed eyelids. The experience made them comment that the radiation belts are a good deal more dangerous than we here-to-fore realized.
That's because this is the closest the USA has ever flown a human being to them.
The moon's orbit is a quarter million miles out.
I get a big kick out of watching the self-enamored geniuses of BOTF post ignorant rants at me about how foolish I am... falling for simple Lies and pranks. Of course, they are so much more intelligent than I am, that's why they would never fall for simple deception. And they understand science so much better, so they know that the Apollo missions were well protected from the Van Alllen radiation belts, what with the space capsule being fully insulated with lead and all that extra thrust available to overcome the weight... it wasn't science fiction; just science... c'mon and tell me again how stupid I am ...and how you know the obvious truth of what really happened 40 years ago. We can't even get a human through them today, but 40 years ago... well, what? We were more advanced then?
The Apollo missions had color cameras onboard and were broadcast LIVE in color - in low earth orbit, meanwhile all the moon scenes from all the missions were in black and white. Full size sets were built in the desert, there was a two square mile life size set of the landing site, everything necessary to film the moon landings; exactly the same scenery that is in the moon landings, but they forgot to fake the burn crater that would be caused by the thrusters at landing; they just placed the lunar module on the landscape; not a speck of "moon" dust was moved by the craft landing there. OOOPS. Well, if you fucked up the first time, you have to do it again for every mission to back up the Lie that somehow the lack of atmosphere causes the moon dust to not be touched from the rocket thrusters blasting into it... the moon dust was only immune to the rocket thrusters, but it would form perfect footprints underneath the one sixth weight of a human space boot. Amazing qualities that simple dust has on the moon.
And then the sun was a series of spotlights. shadows from every angle. No stars on the moon; not only is every single film clip and still shot utterly devoid of a single star (including our sun) but when Shepard and Armstrong returned and gave their first press conference, they couldn't recall seeing any stars; there just are not any stars up there, the stars are all down here, you even lose the sun; all the moon has is spotlights and a dark sky.
high brow reply prediction: "he can't even spell chromosomes, so let us just ignore everything and return to the serenity of our superior understanding".
low brow reply prediction: "how do you know there are no stars on the moon? Have you gone there? No you haven't, so you don't know, do you?"
5 comments:
Several years ago, he mentioned about being institutionalized for schizophrenia.
Sooo...yes, he is.
Makes sense -- I was not aware of that, but it certainly seems to fit.
My dear, unlike others...when I say anything about anybody, my information comes directly from what they, themselves, wrote on the fray. Previously, it was possible to link to those original posts for proof but unfortunately, the archives are gone. So, you just have to take my word for it.
Incidentally, you can always trust that my word is....solid. Making unfounded allegations is not in my nature and I consider that highly unethical.
omg. i sooooo almost emailed that to you. but i saw the paine name, and knew i'd find it here.
i read the entire post repeating, oh. my. god. oh. my. god. oh. my god.
Perfect Illustration!
Probably not an accident that that notorious Jooo Spielburg is in the director's chair!
My only surprise about his schizophrenia is that I would have expected him to attribute it to demon possession instead!
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