And Oldie but Goodie

Hillary and Barak...Uncensored
by justoffal
05/08/2008, 3:07 PM

As the sound consul shuts down and the camera booms are withdrawn we see the smiles fade away from the faces of the two debaters for the democratic nomination it is then that the real conversation, the one the public never gets to hear is had.

Barak:

Yo Bitch! I can't believe yo'white honkie ass keeps chimin' on JW! I already dissed that brutha in front of Honkie-town USA and I'm getting sick of yo punk-ass mouth!

Hillary:

Listen nigger! Get the fxxk out of my way or your gonna find your ex-boyfriend Larry on the Larry king show describing every last detail of that tar paper sausage your so proud of!

Barak:

Yo..Hil, Hil...Hil!! What happened to us sista??? We used to be close!

Hillary:

Look I got no problems being close, why else do you think I offered you the VP? This is my one and only chance to get there and I'm not gonna screw it up! You can have your wtermelon and eat it to Obee! Just take the VP this time and you'll be a shoe in for the Oval next time around...I don't wanna be there for 8 years dude!

Barak:

There you go! See what I mean?? Every time I try to take you inta the hood you go off making up Uncle Tom Shit! I gotta better Idea, why don't you take the VP and then you and Bubba can go off to golden pond later on?

HIllary:

Yeah! Fat chance chump! We may have been friends before this and we may be friends after but I tell ya sonny boy we aint nohow, noway friends right now! I may not get the nomination but if I don't you won't either! You can bet your last Kentucky fried bucket-O-thighs on that one!

Barak:

Oaky Steel Magnolia! Blossom up and get your petals ready cuz I'm briggin it!

Hillary:

Hey Barak picture this! Larry Sinclair in ass-less chaps picketing the White house on your inauguration day!